Dear Elon
Happy Birthday to you. ๐๐๐๐๐๐
Most people wish for good health, happiness and maybe a nice dinner. But you are not most people. Your birthday wish probably includes terraforming schedules, AI symbiosis breakthroughs and an ETA for humanity's interplanetary upgrade.
You have always defied gravity literally and metaphorically. From torching convention with a flamethrower to launching a rocket into orbit, your life has been one long, electrified exciting journey.
On this special day, I imagine what your candle blowing moment might look like :
Wish 1 - A Martian sunrise, reflected off a colony dome bearing the words "Made on Earth by humans". You would love to celebrate your birthday on Mars - the first ever!
Wish 2 - Reconcile the planet before you leave it. Maybe you won't rewrite your controversial chapters like supporting politicians or making divisive move but perhaps you would add new ones with more forethought and a long range vision that only you would grasp.
Wish 3 - That Neuralink finally cracks the code because if anyone could crack the code and tweet from Mars it would be you.
Wish 4 - Full rollout of Robotaxi globally. Driverless Teslas cruising the smart streets in Singapore, Shanghai, Sydney and Sao Paulo. The Robotaxi would slash congestion, finally giving the world that exciting future we were promised.
Wish 5 - Optimus would become the butler of the future from carrying groceries, assembling Starships or even singing Happy Birthday in binary.
Elon, you are a builder of the future Earth. You don't just blow out candles. You ignite entire industries.
Here's to another year of bending reality.
Sincerely
Koolgal, Your most loyal fan
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