Muthu boy - Regretamine
"Regretamine" isn't a real medical drug—it started as a cheeky joke posted online by Elon Musk, pitching the idea of a miracle pill where you "pop one, and all your regrets disappear".
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The Saga of Muthu boy, the Prata King
Muthu boy runs Muthu’s Super-Crispy Prata Corner. His hands move like lightning—flip, stretch, slap, fold. But lately, Muthu’s mind wasn't on the dough.
It was on his tiger wife, Kavitha.
Kavitha wasn't just sharp-tongued; she was a Category 5 Hurricane. If Muthu accidentally put 1% less ghee in her prata, she would scold him until the oil in the wok stopped sizzling out of fear.
One evening, Elon Musk unexpectedly rolled up to the stall in a cyber-plated tuk-tuk. He sat on a plastic stool, ordered a Kosong with extra curry, and watched Muthu trembling as Kavitha’s voice echoed from the back room: "MUTHU! WHY THE ONIONS CUT SO THICK?!"
Elon took a sip of teh tarik, leaned over, and whispered, "Muthu boy, my brother. I launch rockets to Mars, but I still fear intense human energy. Take this."
He dropped a sleek, futuristic silver pill container onto the stainless-steel table.
"Is this the Regretamine you posted about on X?" Muthu asked, eyes wide.
"No, no," Elon chuckled. "Regretamine is for wiping out past mistakes—like when you buy a crypto token at the top or forget your anniversary. But for your specific problem, Neuralink Bio-Labs just developed a brand-new range of customized pills."
The New "Peaceful House" Pill Lineup
Elon pointed to the labels on three tiny, high-tech capsules:
Chill-vitha (The Aggression De-escalator)
Target User: Wives or girlfriends currently operating at maximum rage.
How it works: A microscopic dose dissolved in her afternoon kopi instantly lowers her voice by 40 decibels and converts furious rants into gentle, constructive feedback (e.g., "Darling, the onion is a bit big, but I love your effort").
Side Effect: She might randomly buy you a PS5 just to express her calm state of inner peace.
Agree-A-Cillin (The Argument-Easer)
Target User: Yourself, right before a dangerous discussion.
How it works: You pop one 5 seconds before your partner asks, "Do these pants make me look fat?" or "What are you thinking right now?"
Mechanism: It temporarily overrides your brain's logic centers, forcing your mouth to auto-generate the 100% correct answer with genuine tears of affection in your eyes.
Ignore-Profen (The Selective Hearing Booster)
Target User: Men standing directly in the crosshairs of a 45-minute lecture.
How it works: Suppresses non-essential frequencies. Her scolding transforms inside your ear canal into soothing acoustic jazz while your face automatically maintains a nodding, empathetic expression.
The Outcome
Muthu boy slipped a tablet of Chill-vitha into Kavitha’s iced Milo that very night.
Ten minutes later, Kavitha walked out of the kitchen, looked at the messy living room, smiled softly, and said, "Muthu ah... go play soccer with your friends lah. I clean up."
Muthu boy stared at the sky, fell to his knees, and declared Elon Musk the undisputed patron saint of married men everywhere.
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- LiverpoolRed·11-03TOPWow so interesting. Thanks for the sharing. It brighten my day. I hope to get the pills too. Where to buy this type of pills?LikeReport