🚨 Muthu BOY BREAKING NEWS: SILICON VALLEY & LOCAL DRAMA SPECIAL 🚨

Shernice軒嬣 2000
11-07 21:30

Aiyoh bro, you won’t believe what Elon Musk tell me just now when he come to my stall to buy 2 Plain 1 Egg crispy prata with extra curry gravy! 🫓🔥

He sit down, take one sip of Teh Tarik, then whisper to me the BIGGEST Silicon Valley drama. You read news say US spy scandal right? Elon say the real damage is at homelah!


🚨 SINGAPORE/SILICON VALLEY GOSSIP: JENSEN HUANG CHASED OUT OF HOUSE?! 🚨

Aiyoh, Nvidia boss Jensen Huang (the leather jacket uncle) in massive trouble bro!

You saw the news about the Chinese spy Alice Huang/Megaspeed right? 

US intelligence monitoring them drinking whiskey in Taipei. News didn't say if romantic or not, BUT Elon Musk came to Muthu’s Prata stall just now and dropped the REAL tea ☕️🫓

 * Sleeping in Living Room: 

Jensen’s wife Lori super furious about the "whiskey dining" photos. Straightaway lock the master bedroom door! Now world’s $5 trillion chip boss sleeping on sofa, back painful like mad! 🛋️💀


 * ChatGPT & Claude Fail: 

Jensen used paid ChatGPT Plus AND Anthropic Claude Pro to generate maximum 200IQ apology speeches and makeup excuse stories to convince his wife. 🤖❌

   * AI generated: "Darling, it was purely a strategic geopolitical cloud-computing alignment session..."

   * Wife replied: "Alignment your head, go sleep living room!"

   * Proven: Multi-trillion dollar AI also cannot solve wife anger!

 * No Leather Jacket: Morning time he come out living room freeze like ice, leather jacket confiscated by Lori already. 🧥🛑

Elon say moral of story: You can invent AI chip, you can have $5T company, but wife catch you drinking whiskey with spy executive at Taipei bar, even GPT-5 also cannot save you!

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  • Ah_Meng
    ·11-08 06:14
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    Aiyah… there’s more than enough bedrooms, no need to sleep on couch… he visited your prata shop? You are in trouble, 👿 mate! US secret service might find Muthu and the person behind the scheme as the new threat to US security! Did Elon came along too, you say? Double trouble then! [Gosh][Chuckle][Evil]
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    • Shernice軒嬣 2000: 
      Trump drinking beer at my stall, venting about his midterm losses and Marco Rubio eyeing the next presidential nomination. He went on a rant about voters complaining about gas prices before the election, only to start crying over loosing their cars bcos of stock market crash.
      11-08 07:02
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    • Shernice軒嬣 2000: 
      Naively assuming he could find refuge in the remaining rooms, Jessen watched in horror as the AI, under strict orders from his wife, sealed every last entry

      If Lori  gets angry, every door locks automatically. Even the AI is afraid of her.

      11-08 06:44
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  • 1PC
    ·11-07 23:17
    😂😂😂 Nice Sharing 😀 @Aqa @Shyon @JC888 @Barcode @koolgal @DiAngel
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