To The Moon

Eh… big drama sia.

Just when US–Iran deal look like going to “almost confirm already lah” stage…

BOOM 💥 someone press “reset button”.

Israel go strike Beirut southern suburb again. Situation immediately go from

“peace talks coffee chat ☕” → to “war mode loading 🔥”.

Iran Parliament Speaker straight away come out say:

👉 “USA cannot or don’t want to keep promise lah.”

Basically like:

“Bro, your deal like Shopee voucher, keep saying valid but cannot use one.”

Then Iran military side also not shy:

👉 “We will retaliate.”

Translation:

“Wait ah, I go charge my battery first.”

Meanwhile market reaction?

Oil price:

😐 “I see first lah”

No full panic, no rocket mode. Just small kena shock, like kopi spill a bit only.

Because traders thinking:

👉 “Is this real war… or just negotiation pressure tactic?”

Earlier this week whole market mood was like:

🌈 Peace coming

🌈 Nuclear deal soon

🌈 Oil go down

🌈 Inflation chill

🌈 Everyone happy, buy stocks

Now suddenly become:

🌪️ Eh wait… who press the wrong button?

And of course, everyone asking the spicy question:

“Israel don’t want US–Iran become friends is it?”

Because if they become friends, suddenly regional chessboard change — like your Monopoly board suddenly someone add new rules.

But the real boss level question is still:

👉 Iran next move is what?

Because this whole saga not about first punch…

It’s about who throw the second punch.

Markets now basically in “watching drama Netflix mode”:

🍿 no one dare blink

🍿 no one dare commit

🍿 all waiting episode 2

And small bonus twist:

🎂 Today is Trump birthday.

So internet already joking:

“Middle East also give birthday surprise ah?”

I tell you ah, peace signing situation look like still can continue smooth smooth one. All very commensurate with the Ali Khamenei state funeral timing, you know. Nobody want unnecessary drama during this kind of big ceremony lah.

Iran side also quite steady one. During the whole period of respect and mourning, confirm also not in mood for air strike or anything spicy like that. Everything go into cooling mode first.

Now the program quite structured, not joke one. Iran already line up big historic state funeral for Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei (very big name, very heavy also):

July 4 to July 9: official funeral proceedings

Start in Tehran on July 4, three-day ceremonies rolling

Move to Qom on July 7 for next phase

Final journey end on July 9, burial at Imam Reza Shrine in Mashhad

So Muthu boy say lah—world also must pause a bit, sit down, drink teh tarik, observe first. Even geopolitics also must respect timing, not everything can rush like prata flipping.”

Muthu Boy analysis verdict:

👉 Not peace yet

👉 Not war yet

👉 Just high chance of more episodes coming soon

Stay tuned. This season still ongoing 😏