$JPMorgan Chase(JPM)$ My 2 cen

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neo26000
07-14 12:13

$JPMorgan Chase(JPM)$ My 2 cents for the bank results in slightly over 6 hours. The results will, as usual, be “better than expected” — because apparently expectations are set low enough for everyone to look like a genius. 😂 Then comes the classic market reaction: “Amazing results! Fantastic numbers! Strong outlook!” … followed by the share price quietly walking downstairs because, apparently, the market had already priced in world peace, record profits, and the next 5 years of earnings. 🤦‍♂️📉 Ah, the beautiful logic of the stock market… where good news is sometimes bad news, and bad news is just waiting for a better excuse. 😆

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