To The Moon

Aiyoh bro, you won’t believe what Elon Musk tell me just now when he come to my stall to buy 2 Plain 1 Egg crispy prata with extra curry gravy! 🫓🔥 He sit down, take one sip of Teh Tarik, then whisper to me the BIGGEST Silicon Valley drama. You read news say US spy scandal right? Elon say the real damage is at homelah! 🚨 SINGAPORE/SILICON VALLEY GOSSIP: JENSEN HUANG CHASED OUT OF HOUSE?! 🚨 Aiyoh, Nvidia boss Jensen Huang (the leather jacket uncle) in massive trouble bro! You saw the news about the Chinese spy Alice Huang/Megaspeed right? US intelligence monitoring them drinking whiskey in Taipei. News didn't say if romantic or not, BUT Elon Musk came to Muthu’s Prata stall just now and dropped the REAL tea ☕️🫓 * Sleeping in Living Room: Jensen’s wife Lori super furious about the "whiskey dining" photos. Straightaway lock the master bedroom door! Now world’s $5 trillion chip boss sleeping on sofa, back painful like mad! 🛋️💀 * ChatGPT & Claude Fail: Jensen used paid ChatGPT Plus AND Anthropic Claude Pro to generate maximum 200IQ apology speeches and makeup excuse stories to convince his wife. 🤖❌ * AI generated: "Darling, it was purely a strategic geopolitical cloud-computing alignment session..." * Wife replied: "Alignment your head, go sleep living room!" * Proven: Multi-trillion dollar AI also cannot solve wife anger! * No Leather Jacket: Morning time he come out living room freeze like ice, leather jacket confiscated by Lori already. 🧥🛑 Elon say moral of story: You can invent AI chip, you can have $5T company, but wife catch you drinking whiskey with spy executive at Taipei bar, even GPT-5 also cannot save you!